Aunt Jemima goes full Queen of Hearts

Vincent J. Curtis

11 Feb 21

What could be more specifically racialized than an organization called, “The Afro-Canadian Caribbean Organization?”  You can’t just be from the Caribbean to join, you have to be Black also.  Whites not allowed.  Its president is the ubiquitous Evelyn Myrie, who has been a race hustler for forty years.  The CBC did a story on those four unfortunate women school trustees, and Myrie supplied the outraged-by-the-racism angle.

Ironically, in the photograph that accompanied the story, Myrie is seen wearing a hat that looks like it belongs on Aunt Jemima.  Myrie hasn’t lived in Jamaica in a lifetime, but there she is in mufti, like a Bavarian wearing lederhosen during Octoberfest.  Employing the now popular escalation tactic, Myrie went after the entire HWDSB for not sanctioning the poor women, saying the Board itself has lost the public’s trust.  How she would know that is a mystery.  Sanctions should have been swift and immediate, claimed the imperious Queen of Hearts.  Myrie called on the trustees to resign, saying their conduct was egregious.  Affirming a Christian “all lives matter” is now a crucifying offense in the race hustling business.

Taking full advantage of the interview, Myrie added that all trustees ought to be reviewed for racism, and all ought to be subject to a mandatory diversity and inclusion brainwashing, er, training.

Aunt Jemima would do her cause a favor if she wasn’t so obnoxiously racist herself.

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