Saturday, August 20, 2016

Metrosexual Meets Alpha Male



Vincent J. Curtis

20 Aug 2016


Donald Trump did something presidential yesterday, while the actual president was playing golf.  Trump travelled on his own plane, with the name “TRUMP” emblazoned on the fuselage, to Louisiana to show his support for the beleaguered state, and to raise morale on the ground.  He stomped around like an alpha male, shook hands, spoke to people, gave encouragement, and called on the Metrosexual to get off the golf course, come down to Louisiana, act like the president, and to see for himself what was going on.

“We Knew You Would Come” read one headline. 

Meanwhile, the Metrosexual continued to play golf and enjoy his last vacation as president in Martha’s Vineyard.  A spokesman let out that the Metrosexual would travel down to Louisiana on Tuesday, August 23rd, by which time the waters should have begun receding.  The Metrosexual had, in the 2007 campaign, viciously criticized his predecessor, George W. Bush, for flying over Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina for a look, and not landing.  The Metrosexual implied that he would have done things a lot differently.  Hope, change, and all that.

Now we have a clearer idea of how cynical that promise was.  Louisiana suffers another Katrina-like disaster, and the Metrosexual of hope and change gives them the back of his hand.  Only Trump’s decisive, alpha male action, and being reminded of his own cynical criticism of 2007 shamed the unshameable into promising to travel down about Air Force One as the first thing on the to-do list after the scheduled vacation is over.  His subjects can be so demanding at times!

Hillary, who is also campaigning for president occasionally, was nowhere to be found, or even heard from.  Perhaps she was nursing another one of those pounding headaches again.  She dodged being deposed in person in the Judicial Watch lawsuit that brought to light her secret email server.  She only has to respond in writing to submitted questions.  Campaigning can be hard on the elderly.

Hillary’s husband Bill used to be known in the news as “the big dog,” and “Bubba,” which, by comparison with Trump was not due to an Alpha Male personality.  Bill’s reputation as a dominant male was based upon his prowess with young girls, grieving widows, and female subordinates, and the absence of any other comparison.  The media now see for themselves what an alpha male looks like and acts like.

Trump was in the news all week, and has been completely dominant since Thursday.  Maureen Dowd has returned to mocking Trump in her tiny-fisted effort to keep the brute down.

The LA Times daily tracking poll now shows Trump with a half point lead over Hillary nationally.  Other reports indicate that Roger Ailes, recently retired head of Fox News, has been advising the Trump campaign, coincident with a tremendous surge by Trump.  After several bad weeks and a shake-up of his campaign team, Trump seems to have the wind at his back.

Hillary is powerless to help her cause.  She is a ruddlerless, powerless derelict drifting at the mercy of the winds and the tides.  If the wind gets behind the Trump Train, there is nothing she can do except pound home vicious lies on TV ads paid for with the bottomless pocket of Wall Street.

The take home from today is that the campaign conflict these last few days has been between Trump and the Metrosexual currently occupying the office, while Hillary is nowhere to be found.
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